1 00:00:02,624 --> 00:00:04,134 - ♪ Baby, when you tell me 2 00:00:04,225 --> 00:00:05,685 ♪ I'm the only one ♪ 3 00:00:05,785 --> 00:00:08,005 ♪ Oh, I do, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:08,107 --> 00:00:11,247 - That's Regina Crowell! 5 00:00:11,349 --> 00:00:13,249 Back in the day, we recorded a song together 6 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,770 for this movie "Lavender Moon." 7 00:00:15,871 --> 00:00:19,491 The movie flopped, but the song blew up! 8 00:00:19,593 --> 00:00:21,173 Won us a Grammy. 9 00:00:21,274 --> 00:00:23,824 - A Grammy? Big up yourself! 10 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,736 - [laughs] 11 00:00:25,837 --> 00:00:28,257 Yeah, all kinds of shit started coming our way 12 00:00:28,358 --> 00:00:31,578 but Regina wasn't having any of it, picky bitch. 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,060 [sighs] 14 00:00:33,161 --> 00:00:36,581 I just had to walk away. Haven't seen her in years. 15 00:00:36,683 --> 00:00:39,793 - ♪ Ooh ♪ 16 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:42,585 ♪ I do, I do ♪ 17 00:00:42,686 --> 00:00:45,666 ♪ I do ♪ 18 00:00:45,768 --> 00:00:48,708 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,790 - Thank you. 20 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:51,230 Thank you all for coming out. 21 00:00:51,331 --> 00:00:54,031 Give it up for Gary on guitar. 22 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,993 - Go over there. 23 00:00:56,094 --> 00:00:58,564 No doubt, she'll be glad to see you. 24 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:03,475 - I dunno about all that, but she's here. 25 00:01:03,578 --> 00:01:05,038 So why not? 26 00:01:05,139 --> 00:01:07,039 - Hey. [chuckles] 27 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:09,800 [Squash's "Ohh Lala La" playing] 28 00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:12,842 - Regina Crowell. 29 00:01:12,943 --> 00:01:15,173 I would know that voice anywhere. 30 00:01:15,265 --> 00:01:19,005 - Hazel Rachelle. Didn't expect to see you here. 31 00:01:19,107 --> 00:01:20,407 And your son brought you? 32 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:22,248 - [laughs] 33 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:25,889 This is Nigel. He's my fiancé. 34 00:01:25,991 --> 00:01:28,891 - It's an honor. 35 00:01:28,992 --> 00:01:33,622 You know, I'm going to say bye to my cousin. 36 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:36,455 But soon, call me. Nice to meet you, Regina. 37 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:39,777 - Nice to meet you too, Junior. 38 00:01:39,878 --> 00:01:41,218 - [sighs] 39 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,339 Even with these tragic acoustics, 40 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:48,261 your voice still sends a chill down my spine. 41 00:01:48,363 --> 00:01:50,833 - Lucky for you, you have him to keep you warm. 42 00:01:50,925 --> 00:01:52,945 - [laughs] 43 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,506 - Well, nice seeing you. 44 00:01:54,607 --> 00:01:57,667 - Oh, wait! I--it's been a minute. 45 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,669 Um, what have you been up to? 46 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,910 - A gig here and there for fun. 47 00:02:02,011 --> 00:02:04,151 Don't have much time to take it too seriously. 48 00:02:04,252 --> 00:02:05,192 I've been pretty busy. 49 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,513 - Oh, yeah? With what? 50 00:02:07,614 --> 00:02:08,884 - Can we not do this? 51 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:10,235 - Not do what? 52 00:02:10,336 --> 00:02:12,796 - Pretend to be happy to see each other. 53 00:02:12,897 --> 00:02:16,197 Walking away from you was the smartest thing I've ever done. 54 00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:19,919 - [scoffs] That's funny. 55 00:02:20,021 --> 00:02:22,321 I always thought I walked away from you. 56 00:02:22,422 --> 00:02:24,282 Ran, actually. 57 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:27,054 You were just so impossible to work with. 58 00:02:27,145 --> 00:02:29,925 - Bullshit. Once we got that Grammy, 59 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:31,607 you only thought about yourself. 60 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:33,888 And you took every opportunity with you. 61 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:37,209 - Oh, my God. Always the victim. 62 00:02:37,311 --> 00:02:39,851 Refusing to listen to anyone. 63 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,692 You could have had the same career as me, Boo-boo. 64 00:02:42,794 --> 00:02:45,664 - But I couldn't be a kiss-ass sellout like you. 65 00:02:45,756 --> 00:02:48,296 - If listening to other knowledgeable people 66 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:52,777 is selling out, then okay. I did. 67 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,220 Because that's how you build a career. 68 00:02:55,321 --> 00:03:00,181 But I guess your way works for you. 69 00:03:00,284 --> 00:03:03,474 So congratulations. This is awesome. 70 00:03:03,566 --> 00:03:07,506 - Still the same old Hazel. 71 00:03:07,608 --> 00:03:09,788 Thinking you know what's best for everybody. 72 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:14,429 Only now, instead of $60 shoes, yours cost $600. 73 00:03:14,532 --> 00:03:16,512 - [laughs] - How much was the child bride? 74 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,443 - ♪ Miss, miss me with the bull ♪ 75 00:03:19,535 --> 00:03:21,535 ♪ Miss, miss me with the bull ♪ 76 00:03:22,816 --> 00:03:24,116 - More coffee, Gary? 77 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:25,317 - No, I'm good. Thank you very much. 78 00:03:25,418 --> 00:03:27,318 I'm gonna jump on those lunches, though. 79 00:03:27,419 --> 00:03:28,559 - Already done, señor. 80 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,320 Turkey sandwich for Ollie, 81 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:31,721 peanut butter and banana for Imani. 82 00:03:31,821 --> 00:03:33,161 - Yes! Yummy! 83 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:36,242 - Smells so good. Good morning, chicken nuggets. 84 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:37,814 both: Good morning, Mommy. 85 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:39,845 - Buenos dias. Can I get you something, Bree? 86 00:03:39,946 --> 00:03:42,006 Waffles, eggs, yogurt parfait? 87 00:03:42,107 --> 00:03:44,287 [lively music] 88 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:46,729 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:49,770 [music stops] 90 00:03:49,872 --> 00:03:52,772 [music starts] 91 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:54,693 - Look, Mommy! I told Jesús 92 00:03:54,794 --> 00:03:56,304 this was my favorite shirt, and look! 93 00:03:56,395 --> 00:03:57,575 He got the stain out! 94 00:03:57,676 --> 00:03:59,336 - That is amazing! 95 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:00,617 - It was a lot of work, 96 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,458 but I never quit until I get the job done. 97 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:04,139 - [laughs softly] 98 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,780 - ♪ Oh, he's so handsome ♪ 99 00:04:05,881 --> 00:04:08,581 - [groaning] 100 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,342 Well, we better get coming. Going! 101 00:04:10,443 --> 00:04:12,423 We'd better get going. Let's go, chop, chop. 102 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:13,874 - C'mon, guys. It's time to go. 103 00:04:13,965 --> 00:04:15,465 - Have a great day. Enjoy your lunch, I love you. 104 00:04:15,566 --> 00:04:17,146 - Bye, Dad. I love you. - Ollie. 105 00:04:17,247 --> 00:04:19,547 Here we go. 106 00:04:19,648 --> 00:04:21,468 And thank you very much, Jesús. - De nada. 107 00:04:21,569 --> 00:04:22,949 - We're gonna be late. - Outta my way. 108 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,230 - Okay. [clears throat] 109 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,151 - So, uh, about Jesús. 110 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:29,033 - You're right, he's a mistake. We should not have hired him. 111 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:30,314 We should let him go. 112 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:31,764 I mean, he's spoiling our children. 113 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,835 - Actually, what I was gonna say was you were right. 114 00:04:33,936 --> 00:04:35,676 And I wish we had found him a long time ago. 115 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,357 Let's do it, babe. Let's make him permanent. 116 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,518 - You know, let's put a pin in it, 117 00:04:38,619 --> 00:04:39,919 because I'm gonna be late. 118 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,380 And don't forget we have that cocktail party tonight 119 00:04:41,461 --> 00:04:42,841 for the hospital board. All right? 120 00:04:42,942 --> 00:04:44,602 Speaking of which, I'm trying to find my dress 121 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:46,723 that I need to steam. I have no idea where it is. 122 00:04:46,824 --> 00:04:49,054 - Yeah? Oh! 123 00:04:49,145 --> 00:04:53,005 Jesús took care of it. Ain't he the man? 124 00:04:53,107 --> 00:04:57,607 - Yeah, mm-hmm. He the man. 125 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,550 Yeah, he is a man. 126 00:05:03,073 --> 00:05:05,213 - The blue. Definitely. 127 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:09,144 Classic, sophisticated, understated, sexy. 128 00:05:09,236 --> 00:05:11,496 That print is just-- it's trying too hard. 129 00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:12,818 - Are you sure? 130 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:14,698 It's my first Facebook Live event. 131 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:17,259 - The blue. Trust me. 132 00:05:17,361 --> 00:05:19,901 - All right. Vanessa? 133 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:21,982 - Oh, the print. Absolutely. 134 00:05:22,084 --> 00:05:24,954 More stylish, cool. 135 00:05:25,045 --> 00:05:26,625 Oh, hey, Ari! 136 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:27,986 - Hey, Vanessa. 137 00:05:28,087 --> 00:05:29,747 Look, you two have fun at the event, okay? 138 00:05:29,848 --> 00:05:31,788 I gotta head to work. 139 00:05:31,889 --> 00:05:33,189 - Can't wait till you're here, babe. 140 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,230 Love you. 141 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,990 - Love you too, Senator. 142 00:05:37,092 --> 00:05:38,912 - [laughs] - Now go kill it. 143 00:05:39,013 --> 00:05:40,873 Bye. 144 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,404 - Oh, you are gonna kill it. - I hope so. 145 00:05:43,496 --> 00:05:44,596 [laughs] 146 00:05:44,696 --> 00:05:46,356 - We are one phone call away 147 00:05:46,457 --> 00:05:48,477 from FAI demanding their advance back. 148 00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:49,998 You need to find an artist, or we'll both be out of a job 149 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,159 and Curtis does not do poverty. 150 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:53,801 - Well, neither does Hazel. 151 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:57,401 But how many ways can I say, "I'm looking"? 152 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:59,454 - What about your friend Regina? 153 00:05:59,545 --> 00:06:00,805 - Regina? [scoffs] 154 00:06:00,905 --> 00:06:02,285 Hell, no. 155 00:06:02,386 --> 00:06:04,326 She's just a painful memory 156 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:06,167 with a great set of pipes. 157 00:06:06,268 --> 00:06:08,128 - Wait, are we talking "Lavender Moon" Regina? 158 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:09,530 Regina Crowell? 159 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,930 - Mm-hmm. We saw her last night. 160 00:06:12,032 --> 00:06:13,332 - By accident. 161 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:16,532 And we're not friends anymore. Or ever. 162 00:06:16,634 --> 00:06:17,944 - What does that matter? 163 00:06:18,035 --> 00:06:20,615 It's not about friendship. It's about business. 164 00:06:20,717 --> 00:06:22,697 We've listened to so many artists. 165 00:06:22,798 --> 00:06:25,338 That's the first one I've heard you say anything nice about. 166 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:27,219 - [sighs] Okay, I made a mistake. 167 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,320 I must be slipping. 168 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:34,263 [sighs] Okay. 169 00:06:34,364 --> 00:06:37,994 I admit the woman can sing. Really sing. 170 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:41,906 And any label would be lucky to have her, except mine. 171 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:44,589 - [sighs] Look, you have to take a chance on someone. 172 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:46,150 We're running out of time. 173 00:06:46,251 --> 00:06:47,831 - No. 174 00:06:47,932 --> 00:06:49,952 If you could've seen the way that bitch blew me off. 175 00:06:50,053 --> 00:06:51,393 [scoffs] 176 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,444 - So you had a bad history. So what? 177 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:54,795 If Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey 178 00:06:54,896 --> 00:06:56,896 can bury the hatchet, so can you. 179 00:06:58,698 --> 00:07:00,158 - I'll think about it. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:07:00,259 --> 00:07:01,679 - I have arrived! 181 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:04,240 - Oh, yay, Tony! 182 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,441 - Oh, great. Your wedding planner's here. 183 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:08,162 The perfect way to distract from financial ruin: 184 00:07:08,263 --> 00:07:09,563 spend more money. 185 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:11,654 - I was thinking the exact same thing. 186 00:07:11,745 --> 00:07:13,565 Yay, team. 187 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,366 A latte, two Splendas. Thanks, dear. 188 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:18,448 - The insults to my character. 189 00:07:18,549 --> 00:07:22,809 - Darling, ah! My blushing bride! 190 00:07:22,912 --> 00:07:24,372 But if I was getting a piece of that, 191 00:07:24,472 --> 00:07:26,412 I would be blushing too. 192 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:30,224 - Uh-uh, sorry Tony. I'm taken. 193 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,056 [blowing kisses] 194 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:34,777 - Oh, my God, stop it, you two. We have so much to discuss. 195 00:07:34,878 --> 00:07:38,458 Venues, dress designers, but first things first. 196 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,140 What are we doing for the bridesmaid proposal? 197 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:41,421 I brought a bunch of samples. 198 00:07:41,522 --> 00:07:43,062 Unless you already have all that planned. 199 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,793 - Uh, proposals? 200 00:07:45,885 --> 00:07:47,825 Uh, what the hell are you talking about? 201 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,186 - Oh, my young bride. You have so much to learn. 202 00:07:51,288 --> 00:07:53,748 Thank God you have me. 203 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,429 - Ooh! [giggles] 204 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,710 - What we have seen time and time again, 205 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,711 despite promises to the contrary, 206 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,832 is low-income housing being torn down 207 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:04,244 and turned into high-cost apartments and condos 208 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:05,875 with absolutely no plan 209 00:08:05,976 --> 00:08:07,056 for serving our vulnerable communities. 210 00:08:07,136 --> 00:08:08,716 - My husband, the Senator. 211 00:08:08,817 --> 00:08:10,197 Would you look at him? 212 00:08:10,298 --> 00:08:12,438 God, he's doing incredible. 213 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:14,400 - When does gentrification 214 00:08:14,501 --> 00:08:16,241 start to feel more like genocide? 215 00:08:16,342 --> 00:08:18,442 - I like that shirt. He looks cute. 216 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:21,243 - Ugh, girl, I don't. 217 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:22,814 He looks like a millennial. 218 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:24,605 I told him to wear the blue. 219 00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:26,246 - Mm, I don't know, Aria. 220 00:08:26,347 --> 00:08:29,887 I think the people have spoken, and they like it. 221 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:34,169 - Mm, "You are sexy as fuck." "How married are you?" 222 00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:37,532 - He's talking about low-income housing. 223 00:08:37,634 --> 00:08:39,384 How is that sexy? 224 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:42,735 - I don't think they care what he's talking about 225 00:08:42,837 --> 00:08:44,577 as long as he keeps on talking. 226 00:08:44,678 --> 00:08:46,498 Someone's just asking if he's into threesomes. 227 00:08:46,599 --> 00:08:48,099 Are you into threesomes? 228 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,540 - Okay, I'm shutting this shit off. 229 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,300 [device beeps] 230 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:54,461 So, how's Maxine? 231 00:08:54,563 --> 00:08:57,073 - That girls' crazier than a fish with tits. 232 00:08:57,165 --> 00:08:58,265 [laughs] - Jayla! 233 00:08:58,365 --> 00:09:00,365 - The fish just swam in. I gotta go. 234 00:09:01,487 --> 00:09:03,467 Hi, Maxine. You okay? 235 00:09:03,568 --> 00:09:06,028 - [sighs] I need your help. 236 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:09,310 Brian's girlfriend Waffle Ho keeps posting pictures 237 00:09:09,412 --> 00:09:12,112 of my kids on her Facebook page and I am sick of it. 238 00:09:12,213 --> 00:09:15,003 I need this shit to cease and desist right now. 239 00:09:15,095 --> 00:09:16,515 - Can't. That's legal. 240 00:09:16,616 --> 00:09:18,356 And you're supposed to be keeping a low profile 241 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,597 after that TMZ interview? 242 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,398 Remember, we are making the case 243 00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:25,039 that you're the responsible parent here. 244 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,720 You're making this difficult. 245 00:09:26,821 --> 00:09:28,721 - What, someone puts a camera in my face, I'm not gonna talk? 246 00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:31,082 - Stop--everything you do is gonna be scrutinized. 247 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:32,854 If you don't like the pictures on Facebook, 248 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:34,205 then don't look at the Facebook page. 249 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:36,686 They're doing that to get under your skin. 250 00:09:36,787 --> 00:09:39,567 To egg you on. Don't take the bait. 251 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:41,569 - Okay. 252 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:43,250 You're probably right. I should get back to work. 253 00:09:43,351 --> 00:09:45,651 - There you go. 254 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,892 - At the company that I founded. 255 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:50,903 That my ex doesn't deserve a paper clip from. 256 00:09:50,995 --> 00:09:52,775 - Yeah, okay. 257 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:55,456 And remember, rise above. When they go low... 258 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:58,738 - We stab them in the throat and watch them bleed out. 259 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,699 What, isn't that what Michelle Obama said? 260 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,140 - No, that's not-- - Google it. 261 00:10:03,242 --> 00:10:05,262 - Oh, okay. - Bye. 262 00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:06,743 - [sighs] 263 00:10:06,844 --> 00:10:08,234 [laughs] 264 00:10:08,325 --> 00:10:11,745 "My milkshake brings all my boys to the yard." 265 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:12,907 "He is bootylicious." 266 00:10:13,007 --> 00:10:15,407 "Can I lick you?" Mmm, spicy. 267 00:10:20,211 --> 00:10:22,031 - Welcome to the Organic Space. 268 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:23,152 Can I take your order? 269 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:24,393 - I'd like to have a slice 270 00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:27,404 of vegan humble pie. 271 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,156 And a Coke. 272 00:10:30,257 --> 00:10:32,357 - We don't serve Coke. 273 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,158 Not once in 20 years, and now twice in a week? 274 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:39,040 What have I done to reap this karma? 275 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:41,162 - Nigel's cousin told me where you worked, 276 00:10:41,263 --> 00:10:46,053 so I came to... 277 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,846 [clears throat] apologize. 278 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,528 - For which offense? 279 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:54,449 I have a list, and I wanna make sure to check the right one. 280 00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:59,331 - I may have come across too strong the other night. 281 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:02,783 I was just so shocked to see you singing in that dump. 282 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,855 - If you insult someone while apologizing, 283 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,897 it doesn't really count. 284 00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:10,018 - Uh, no. Regina. 285 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,260 Reeg, Reg, Regina? 286 00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:16,421 Um, look. 287 00:11:16,523 --> 00:11:19,393 You've got more talent in your baby toe 288 00:11:19,485 --> 00:11:21,105 than half the bitches out there. 289 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,746 I've got my own record label now. 290 00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:26,307 - Oh! Good for you. 291 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:30,669 You always did like telling everybody what to do. 292 00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:33,551 - It's called Ladies First, 293 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:36,193 which-- uh, you kind of qualify for. 294 00:11:36,294 --> 00:11:38,004 [laughs] 295 00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:40,275 Why don't you come in, and we can talk about 296 00:11:40,377 --> 00:11:42,117 doing something together? 297 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:44,718 - Oh, so now you wanna help me? 298 00:11:44,819 --> 00:11:46,919 - I'd be helping me out too. 299 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:49,880 Your voice deserves to be heard. 300 00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:52,002 Why don't you let me put it out there? 301 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:54,323 - I got a feeling 302 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:57,934 that if I were to throw the I Ching sticks, 303 00:11:58,026 --> 00:12:00,166 I would divine that your company 304 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:02,008 is in some serious trouble 305 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:06,129 for you to be sniffing around me. 306 00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:10,331 - Well, I hate to break it to your "I-Chi" whatever, 307 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,103 but my company is doing just fine. 308 00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:15,135 Actually, great. 309 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,896 - You know how I know you're lying? 310 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,497 Your mouth is moving. 311 00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:20,658 - [scoffs] Fine. 312 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,859 If you want to spend your life 313 00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:27,181 working at a "can't even get a damn Coke" diner 314 00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,943 and singing on a roof, then you go right ahead. 315 00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:33,194 I'm done trying. 316 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,586 Stay miserable. 317 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:39,668 And I'm not leaving you a damn tip. 318 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,870 Look like something dogs piss on. 319 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,711 Y'all are out here eating this. 320 00:12:43,812 --> 00:12:46,632 - Namaste, bitch. 321 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:48,364 - You guys want anything else? 322 00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,715 - Babe, I never even dreamed it would go so well. 323 00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:54,517 And the upside is, I was at 1,000 followers this morning, 324 00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:57,398 now I'm at 9.7. 325 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,360 - 9.8! - 9-- 326 00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:00,481 Wait, what? 9.8? 327 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,842 9.8k. 328 00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:05,773 We're gonna pop champagne in the office when we hit 10. 329 00:13:05,865 --> 00:13:10,005 - Oh, I mean, I remember when you hated follower counts. 330 00:13:10,107 --> 00:13:11,567 - I know, I know. 331 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,928 But I'll admit it's nice to see the excitement. 332 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,810 Ugh, can't wait until you get here. 333 00:13:16,911 --> 00:13:18,491 Oh, my external hard drive 334 00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:19,812 sent you the flight info, right? 335 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,853 - Uh, your external hard drive? 336 00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:24,224 - Uh, sorry. Inside joke. 337 00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:26,335 They call Vanessa my external hard drive 338 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,696 because she remembers everything I can't. 339 00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:31,858 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. So fun. 340 00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,619 - 10,000! 341 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,740 - 10,000? We--babe, we hit 10,000. 342 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,542 [laughs] 343 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,943 I told you we would do it. 344 00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:42,554 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 345 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,345 - [laughs] Whoo! 346 00:13:44,446 --> 00:13:45,466 [champagne cork pops] 347 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:49,387 - [laughing] 348 00:13:49,489 --> 00:13:51,709 Thank you. 349 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:53,231 - It looks so good. - Okay, did you rent out 350 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:56,991 the whole restaurant for us 'cause this is fancy. 351 00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:59,604 - What, I can't take my girls and Jayla 352 00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:03,755 to an elegant high tea every once in a while? 353 00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,597 - Yes, you could, but you don't. 354 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:09,118 - Yeah, you've literally never done this before, Hazel. 355 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,600 But thank you for the invite. It's really nice. 356 00:14:11,702 --> 00:14:13,762 - And Ari will be excited to celebrate when she gets here. 357 00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:18,133 - Which is why you're in charge of opening her gifts. 358 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,565 - What? - No. 359 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,246 - Oops. - Thanks. 360 00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:24,527 - And Versace, I need you to snap some pics for Insta. 361 00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,649 Just to make her jealous. 362 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,890 - Got it. Pics to induce jealousy. 363 00:14:28,991 --> 00:14:30,171 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 364 00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:32,092 - Oh, it says my name. - Yes. 365 00:14:32,193 --> 00:14:34,383 - It says Bree. - Ari. 366 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:35,775 - Okay, this isn't, like, 367 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,495 some sort of murder mystery tea thing, is it? 368 00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:40,777 Because I have a hospital function that I can't die for. 369 00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:41,898 - What are we supposed to do with this? 370 00:14:41,999 --> 00:14:43,999 - Put them together, duh. 371 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,421 - But it doesn't fit. 372 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:48,382 - Here we go. - Okay. 373 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:49,782 - Here we go. 374 00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,143 - Okay. - Ah! 375 00:14:51,244 --> 00:14:53,594 - All right, bingo. What do I win? 376 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,985 What do I win? 377 00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,906 - Read it. 378 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,947 - "Will you be my maid of honor?" 379 00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:02,108 - Oh, that's so cute! - Wait, okay, okay. 380 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,270 I haven't put mine together yet. 381 00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:04,331 Let me read them when I put it together. 382 00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:05,431 - [scoffs] 383 00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,552 It says the same thing, genius. 384 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:08,913 - Wait, we're all maids of honor? 385 00:15:09,014 --> 00:15:11,044 Oh, that's adorable. Oh, my God. 386 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:13,235 I say, "Yes!" Give me hugs. 387 00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:14,596 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 388 00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:16,277 There's more. [laughs] 389 00:15:16,378 --> 00:15:18,438 - Oh, there's more? Whoa, okay. 390 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:19,479 [laughter] 391 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,000 - Thank you. - Ooh! 392 00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:23,081 - Thank you very much. - Oh, wow. It's heavy. 393 00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:24,562 - Oh, hold up. Wait, wait. 394 00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:26,323 I need to record this. 395 00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:30,054 Tony says we're gonna need this for the video wedding album. 396 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,526 Oh wait, why's the bride doing this? 397 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,807 I have bridesmaids. You do it. 398 00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:35,448 - Oh. Okay. 399 00:15:35,549 --> 00:15:39,809 - Whoa! "Bridal Party Bitches"! 400 00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:42,331 Yay, you're getting married! 401 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:45,173 - Oh, yes! Ari's gonna love this. 402 00:15:45,274 --> 00:15:47,224 - Matron of honor. 403 00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:49,336 Oh, look, I'm also a matron of honor. 404 00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:50,737 - Mm-hm. 405 00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:51,858 - Did you know this had my name on it? 406 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,418 - Oh, my gosh. So cute. 407 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,060 - What is this for? 408 00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:57,861 - Those are the shoes you leave on, with nothing else. 409 00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:01,022 - Oh, this is-- - I think I have one too! 410 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:03,993 - What-- where they going in this? 411 00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:06,585 - Oh, wow. - Where's the rest of it? 412 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,626 - Tony must have guessed the sizes. 413 00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:10,028 - Oh, no. This is my size. 414 00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:11,908 - Oh, really? - Sure. 415 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,229 - I didn't really know bridesmaid proposals 416 00:16:14,331 --> 00:16:15,791 were a thing until Tony schooled me. 417 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,832 - Tony Cataldo? - Mm-hmm. 418 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,193 - The wedding planner? He is pretty expensive. 419 00:16:20,294 --> 00:16:21,764 I mean, that can't be cheap. 420 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,075 - No, it is not cheap. 421 00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:24,676 Especially with these fancy-ass gift bags? 422 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,037 Girl, you are doing it. 423 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,637 - Well, it's like Tony says. 424 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,158 You only get married once. At a time. 425 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,440 - Well, Ladies First must be raking in the green. 426 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,481 - Not yet, but it will be. [laughs] 427 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,963 - Oh, well, you know what? I'm okay, thank you. 428 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,654 I have to try to stay sober enough 429 00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,525 to suck up to a room full of board members. 430 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,766 - Well, if you drink up, 431 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:45,287 you'll tell your husband about Jesús. 432 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,568 - Wow, what are you, my couples therapist? 433 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:49,410 I'm gonna tell him when the time is right. 434 00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:51,971 And when Jesús stops making all that slammin' arroz con pollo. 435 00:16:52,072 --> 00:16:53,812 His chicken is never dry. 436 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,743 - But you're gonna have to tell Gary sooner than later. 437 00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:58,735 - Okay. [laughs] 438 00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:02,656 Now that that's settled, let's get back to Hazel. 439 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:05,298 You know, the one who's getting married? 440 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,540 The one who gave you all those great gifts? 441 00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:11,821 And the one you ingrates haven't bothered to toast yet? 442 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:15,313 - [laughs] To Hazel, our blushing bride. 443 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:17,145 - For me. [giggles] 444 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:19,026 Best bridal bitches ever! 445 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:21,387 all: Yay! - Congratulations! 446 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:23,509 - Thank you! I'm so happy! 447 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:30,192 - ♪ Like a few trees and a light breeze ♪ 448 00:17:30,294 --> 00:17:31,714 - Yeah. 449 00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:34,084 - You know, it takes such a great level of commitment 450 00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:35,596 to be a surgeon, 451 00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:38,037 I marvel at anybody willing to take on 452 00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:41,678 any added responsibility, like Chief of Surgery. 453 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:44,800 - It's a lot, but, um, I think I might be up for the task. 454 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,042 - [laughs] My wife's so modest, isn't she? 455 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,963 She's definitely up for the task. 456 00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:51,254 And not only is she an amazing surgeon, 457 00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:54,045 but she's also very active in all of our kids' activities. 458 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,727 Trust me when I say this woman knows all about hard work. 459 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,648 - Oh. - I'm sure she does. 460 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,690 Good luck, dear. - Thank you. 461 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,211 - Nice meeting you. I love that brooch. 462 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,252 - You too. Yeah. 463 00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:05,773 They look like they still do it. 464 00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:07,254 They got good hips and everything. 465 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,824 - Yeah, I liked them. - Really? 466 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,415 They remind me of a couple in "Get Out." 467 00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:11,536 - [laughs] - I don't know. 468 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,177 - You stop it. - Look. 469 00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:14,498 - Mm. - I don't know how much 470 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,018 you're making for all this good PR, 471 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,019 but you're gonna get a raise. 472 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,700 - Oh, no, no, no. This isn't PR, baby. 473 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,301 I'm telling the truth. 474 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:24,742 - Aww, thank you, babe. I just love that you're here. 475 00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:26,154 - I'm glad to be. 476 00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:27,285 It just really feels good to be out of the house. 477 00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:28,706 Thanks to Jesús. 478 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,746 Which reminds me, I gotta call the agency 479 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:31,988 and let them know that we wanna make-- 480 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,008 - Let's just put a pin in that right now. 481 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:34,549 - It'll be quick. It'll be quick. 482 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,890 I just wanna pull the trigger so we don't lose him. 483 00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:37,111 - Hi--can we just talk about that later? 484 00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,911 - The contract expires at midnight tonight. 485 00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:41,672 - So let's talk about it tomorrow. 486 00:18:41,774 --> 00:18:43,324 - What is there to talk about? And I don't understand. 487 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,635 Why are you not jumping on this? 488 00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:46,355 I mean, this dude is amazing, right? 489 00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:47,876 The kids, they love him. 490 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:50,197 You even said his arroz con pollo goes hard. 491 00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:52,319 And it does go hard. I mean, what's the problem? 492 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,080 - I slept with him. - What?! 493 00:18:54,181 --> 00:18:56,801 - Elaine, Joseph, I want you to meet Dr. Washington. 494 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,522 This is the orthopedic surgeon that I messaged you about. 495 00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:00,684 - Oh, yes. We already just met. 496 00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:03,054 - [gasps] Gary was just telling us 497 00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,406 how active she is in her children's activity. 498 00:19:05,507 --> 00:19:06,407 - Yes, I'm very active. 499 00:19:06,508 --> 00:19:09,008 - Oh, well active AF. 500 00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:11,129 - Gary, I'm Dr. Reynard. Nice to finally meet you. 501 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:14,050 - Yeah, likewise. 502 00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,132 - And Gary is just so amazing. 503 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,053 I mean, without him I wouldn't be able to do 504 00:19:18,154 --> 00:19:20,464 half the things I could do without his support and love. 505 00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:22,136 - Oh, that's good to hear. 506 00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:25,537 As challenging as this job is, it comes with loads of perks, 507 00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:28,338 like that, uh, substantial pay raise I mentioned to you. 508 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,220 - Which will come in handy. 509 00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:33,421 Two kids, private school. Doesn't come cheap in New York. 510 00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:35,223 - Actually, our kids go to public school. 511 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,954 - Oh, really? 512 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,185 I thought Bree was expressing interest in having your kids 513 00:19:39,286 --> 00:19:41,226 go to Heathwood Academy at some point. 514 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:42,747 - Oh, really? 515 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,028 Well, I don't know what Bree said or didn't say, 516 00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:46,789 but we're not interested in private school. 517 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,350 I believe in public education. 518 00:19:48,451 --> 00:19:49,551 That's why I teach at a public school. 519 00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:51,952 - Mm. - My apologies. 520 00:19:52,053 --> 00:19:53,993 I did not know that. Bree never mentioned that. 521 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,404 - Well, there's a whole lot Bree 522 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,675 didn't mention before tonight, right Bree? 523 00:19:56,776 --> 00:19:57,876 - [laughs nervously] 524 00:19:57,977 --> 00:19:59,117 Gary--well, what Gary means is that-- 525 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,837 - No, don't do that. Don't do that. 526 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,158 That's not funny at all. 'Cause what Gary means 527 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,879 is I cannot believe you lied to me. 528 00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:07,081 The whole time, Bree. Excuse me. 529 00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:08,922 - Uh... 530 00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:10,203 - [laughs nervously] 531 00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:13,574 Um, he is just not feeling well right now 532 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:15,286 because he's got a low blood sugar thing. 533 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,966 And I'm going to make sure he gets, like, an orange slide. 534 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,288 Excuse me. 535 00:20:20,389 --> 00:20:22,969 [light music] 536 00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:26,251 - Where is the talent? [sighs] 537 00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:30,103 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,655 - Seriously? 539 00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:34,216 - What is she doing here? - Um... 540 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,097 - You told me she was hysterically begging for me 541 00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:39,859 to come over here and that she needed to be sedated. 542 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,940 - Well, technically, wine is a sedative. 543 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,181 Sorry, Hazel. I took the initiative 544 00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:47,143 and extended an olive branch on your behalf. 545 00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:49,594 - Well, you know where you can stick that branch. 546 00:20:49,686 --> 00:20:50,986 Thanks for coming by. 547 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:53,067 - This was such a waste of time. 548 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,388 - No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, okay, stop. 549 00:20:55,489 --> 00:21:00,069 Let's just drop the pretense and be honest here, okay? 550 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,472 Uh, Hazel has a company 551 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:03,072 she's trying hard to get off the ground. 552 00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,403 And you have a talent that's underserved. 553 00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:08,235 If you two could just put your petty differences aside, 554 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:11,476 you would see that this could be a win for both of you. 555 00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:17,278 ♪ ♪ 556 00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:19,401 - [sighs] 557 00:21:19,503 --> 00:21:21,483 - Yes! 558 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:25,494 - Having had a chance to meditate on it, 559 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:26,846 getting back in the studio 560 00:21:26,947 --> 00:21:28,487 isn't the worst idea I've ever heard. 561 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,288 - [sighs] 562 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,329 Is that your way of telling me 563 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:35,650 how spiritually superior you are, 564 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,412 or that you're ready to work? 565 00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,103 - Yes. I want to work. 566 00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:43,455 I just don't know if I want to work with you. 567 00:21:43,556 --> 00:21:47,616 - Why is everything always so difficult with you? 568 00:21:47,718 --> 00:21:51,258 - I'm not being difficult. I'm being cautious. 569 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:53,741 I just need some time to think this through. 570 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,222 - Okay, well think on this. 571 00:21:56,323 --> 00:22:00,273 How many people are gonna take a chance on you? 572 00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:01,386 - Ugh. 573 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,966 - I believe in you, Regina. 574 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,309 - I need a formal contract. 575 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,670 - Ah! 576 00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:12,551 - [laughs] Curtis. 577 00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:13,752 - Consider it done. 578 00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:17,923 - [laughs] 579 00:22:18,016 --> 00:22:22,156 Oh, well, cheers! [laughs] 580 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,558 - Oh, yes! 581 00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:26,719 Oh, I need one too! 582 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,800 - I'm so glad you still drink. 583 00:22:28,902 --> 00:22:31,322 - I'm spiritual, but I'm not stupid. 584 00:22:31,423 --> 00:22:33,683 [both laugh] 585 00:22:33,784 --> 00:22:37,614 - Mmm. I gotta call my sponsor now. 586 00:22:37,707 --> 00:22:39,487 [lively string music playing] 587 00:22:39,588 --> 00:22:42,408 - [sighs] 588 00:22:42,509 --> 00:22:49,429 ♪ ♪ 589 00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:51,904 - You fucked Jesús? 590 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:54,335 - Yes. Once. 591 00:22:54,436 --> 00:22:55,776 But when we were separated, okay? 592 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,217 He was some bartender. 593 00:22:57,318 --> 00:23:00,378 I had no idea he had, like, a secret manny life. 594 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,699 - How could you not tell me, 595 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,140 like, the moment you saw him at our house? 596 00:23:04,242 --> 00:23:05,542 - I know. 597 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:07,622 I know, but the kids were so happy. 598 00:23:07,723 --> 00:23:09,343 You were finding time to write. 599 00:23:09,444 --> 00:23:11,514 I mean, the man is a beast with the air fryer and a steamer. 600 00:23:11,606 --> 00:23:12,986 That's really rare. 601 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:16,107 - C'mon, Bree. You could've told me. 602 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,908 - In my defense, I did ask you 603 00:23:18,009 --> 00:23:19,709 to hire someone that looked like Mrs. Doubtfire. 604 00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:22,510 - I was just hiring the best person for the job. 605 00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:24,272 Now, sadly, in the interview, I forgot to ask, 606 00:23:24,373 --> 00:23:26,193 "Hey, did you have sex with my wife?" 607 00:23:26,294 --> 00:23:27,564 Now, thanks to you, 608 00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:29,315 I gotta fire him and I gotta tell the kids. 609 00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:31,316 - Okay, look, Gary, yes. I know. 610 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,117 Maybe I should have first told you about Jesús 611 00:23:33,218 --> 00:23:34,478 when I first saw him in the kitchen, 612 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,719 but let's not act all victim-y and self-righteous 613 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:39,040 like you didn't have a whole-ass relationship 614 00:23:39,141 --> 00:23:40,321 when we were married. 615 00:23:40,422 --> 00:23:42,242 And I don't remember you running home 616 00:23:42,343 --> 00:23:44,683 to tell me about that shit at all, all right? 617 00:23:44,784 --> 00:23:46,094 In fact, you were, like, 618 00:23:46,185 --> 00:23:47,725 flaunting this fit bitch in my face, 619 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,166 bringing her to my child's birthday party! 620 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,967 - You invited her. I didn't invite her. 621 00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:55,528 - Yes! Yes, I did, indeed. 622 00:23:55,630 --> 00:23:58,050 And I had to put on a brave face and not embarrass you, 623 00:23:58,152 --> 00:24:01,572 unlike what you just did to me in there! 624 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:05,104 - You have no idea how you made me feel. 625 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:07,376 - Are you serious? 626 00:24:07,477 --> 00:24:11,337 Yes, I do. I actually do. 627 00:24:11,439 --> 00:24:13,739 Except your betrayal happened when we were married, 628 00:24:13,841 --> 00:24:15,981 not separated. 629 00:24:16,082 --> 00:24:19,622 I had to get over it, and so do you. 630 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:20,954 If you're playing for tips, 631 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:24,225 you are not getting anything from me! 632 00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:26,327 ♪ ♪ 633 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,950 [upbeat music] 634 00:24:33,052 --> 00:24:39,602 ♪ ♪ 635 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,015 - Hey, how are you? So nice to meet you. 636 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,679 Um, I'll be right back. 637 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,081 David? The Mayor's arrived. 638 00:24:52,182 --> 00:24:54,162 His office wants to do press photos. 639 00:24:54,263 --> 00:24:56,373 - Uh, have you heard from Ari? She should be here by now. 640 00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:59,965 - Not yet. I've left several messages. 641 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:00,927 - Senator, can we get a few photos 642 00:25:01,027 --> 00:25:02,367 in front of the banner, please? 643 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,888 - Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah, just a minute. 644 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:08,130 - Thank you. 645 00:25:08,231 --> 00:25:09,851 - Hey, babe. Uh, I'm not sure 646 00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:12,332 if I should be worried or angry that you're not here, 647 00:25:12,434 --> 00:25:14,544 but please call me back. 648 00:25:14,635 --> 00:25:16,575 - Still nothing? - Nope. 649 00:25:16,676 --> 00:25:18,336 [sighs] My wife is a no-show. 650 00:25:18,437 --> 00:25:20,857 - Okay, don't worry about it. You're good. 651 00:25:20,959 --> 00:25:23,099 Um, I'll fill in for the photos. 652 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,700 No one will even notice the difference. 653 00:25:24,801 --> 00:25:26,501 - You know, I-- - Come on, come on. 654 00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:28,182 It's your big day. Let's go. 655 00:25:28,283 --> 00:25:29,543 - You know what? 656 00:25:29,643 --> 00:25:30,943 You're-you're right. This is my big day. 657 00:25:31,044 --> 00:25:32,754 - Exactly. Let's go. 658 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:34,025 - All right. 659 00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:35,986 - ♪ I wonder if you need me ♪ 660 00:25:36,087 --> 00:25:38,147 ♪ Wonder if you see me ♪ 661 00:25:38,248 --> 00:25:41,028 ♪ See me when you're dreaming ♪ 662 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:44,030 [reporters talking over each other] 663 00:25:44,132 --> 00:25:45,112 - Mrs. Montgomery? - Perfect. 664 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,512 - Right here. 665 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,193 - Ma'am? - Perfect. 666 00:25:48,294 --> 00:25:49,564 - Perfect. 667 00:25:49,655 --> 00:25:50,875 - ♪ What am I? ♪ 668 00:26:01,141 --> 00:26:02,601 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 669 00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:03,882 - ♪ Number one, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 670 00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:05,443 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 671 00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:07,894 - ♪ Number one, I'll always be number one ♪ 672 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,765 ♪ Hell, I took you from minor to major ♪ 673 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:13,287 ♪ You wanted me for the fruits of my labor ♪ 674 00:26:13,388 --> 00:26:14,888 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 675 00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:15,829 - ♪ Number one, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 676 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,609 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 677 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,770 - ♪ Number one, I'll always be number one ♪ 678 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,852 ♪ Don't forget, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 679 00:26:21,953 --> 00:26:23,953 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪